Yes, you read the right … move over biodiesel and hheelllloooooooo lipodiesel.
Occasional overindulgence can lead to gaining a few pounds. Allow the cravings to turn the occasional overindulgence into a more common thing – and the average person will find themselves developing a {en:weeble|weeble-esque} physique.
Once one has become gifted with adipose tissue they quickly realise that the loss of said tissue is by no means as easy as gaining it. There are several possible ways two lose it, the two most sane being diet and exercise. For those of us that are temporally challenged but fiscally gifted the process of fat loss can be accelerated.
The accelerated path to fat and weight loss is called {en:liposuction|hipposuction} err I mean liposuction. This process consists of a trained medical practicioner making small incision and then sliding the business end of a Dyson under your skin. They then wiggle and shimmy this thing around to dislodge and suck out the ooey gooey yellow stuff.
Here is where the story gets interesting. According to an article on Forbes.com an environmentally friendly doctor in Beverly Hills (where else?) decided that he would turn liposuction into a green practice. Once he finised Hoovering his patients, he collected the fat and (OK, I am laughing just a bit too much and I don’t know if it because I think the idea is ridiculous or I am just upset I didn’t think of it first) turned it into biodiesel to run his and his girlfriend’s SUVs.
OMFG – I honestly never would have thought about it. Now that someone has come up with the ground breaking idea, this gives new meaning to the concept of {en:Fat Farm} but with a twist. Paying people to be overweight or obese so that their fat can be harvested to create biodiesel. Let’s face it, 57% of American’s are overweight. If you can convince 1% of them to trade their fat for free liposuction we have a renweable energy source.
Tags: Diet, Stupidity, Weight-loss
i always use Biodiesel on my car to help the environment. Biodiesel is cleaner and is reneweable.-’*
Liposuction maybe effective in trimming down fats but i like to loss weight without surgery.`*-
liposuction maybe needed by persons with very slow metabolism as they easily get fat.’*~