You would think that as a bank robber you would know about the dye packs that they can put into the bag as you are stealing money. With this in mind, the experienced armed robber carefully watches the teller as she loads the ill-gotten gain into the bag, to making sure she doesn’t add in a free calendar or other goodies.
That is what you would expect. Now when your bank robber is 13, I guess you have to give a little for lack of experience. Fortunately due to his lack of experience this juvenile was caught 30 minutes later hiding in a garage trying to get off all of the red ink.
Hopefully, the courts will realise that this is the work of an adult and try him accordingly. Of course the bleeding-heart left wing will say that it wasn’t his fault because his mother was a crack addict and his father abused cats. They will then try to sue the bank for emotional trauma caused to the boy by the exploding red pack. Seeking millions of dollars in compensation, the boy will never have to steal again. Until he spends all of money on Pokemon and crack cocaine.
I know, my views are refreshing. If you wanted a balanced opinion you would be reading Reuters.
Timmy out.